Friday, February 13, 2009

A Love Letter To McDonald's

In honor of Valentine's Day I am writing a letter to my true love....McDonald's.

Dear McDonald's,
I have been meaning to say this for a while, I love you. I love everything about you. You have been with me for as long as I can remember. You offered me a place to play in the Bronx when I was a little kid. Your hamburglar slide and fun ball pit were the home to so many wonderful memories and an array of birthday parites. Your happy meals and toys not only brought joy to me, but billions of kids around the world. The best gift you ever gave me for a happy meal were the mini barbie dolls and beanie babies (I was not even that young when I got the beanie babies).

McDonald's you taught me the true meaning of sweetness. Because of you, I learned how wonderful chicken nuggets taste with your honey. Nothing is better than your chicken nuggets dipped in honey.

You also taught me that bigger is better. What is better than a Super Sized order of fries? You should be proud my love, because you, yes you, perfected the art of french fry making. Nobody makes a french fry quite like you do. What I love most about you, is that you do not stop with the french fry, you also learn how to make the best hashbrowns in the world! I know you have helped millions of hungover people across the land with your delicious breakfast options.

You even make a great ice cream sundae. When I really want a treat, I get your vanilla ice cream with strawberries and nuts on top. It is pure brilliance, just like you.

As I grow older, I feel so does our love. You learn and do more like make a solid cup of coffee , the brilliant McFlurry and revolutionized the way we order food through your extra value meal menu.
No matter where I am in the world, when I see you, I feel sense of home and comfort.

McDonald's, I love you. Your golden arches will always have the most special place in my heart.


I really am loving it!


Nina said...

You love Mc D's so much that you haven't visited a US location in over a you really love it? I think your OTL is really Hale and Hearty or the other chains you frequent more often..such as Jose Teja's...

Rori said...

No it is McDonalds.
I do not even eat at Hale and Hearty that much anymore.

liz said...

you must have a stomach of steel to eat that crap ; )

Brian said...

I'm with Liz on this, but if you're a McD's fan and you're in Vegas, you should out this McStore: